How to Wake Up a Stranger

[boxerboxer]

Knock lightly on the door and announce (calmly) "Good morning, Mr. Anderson. It 8 o'clock."

But on a more serious note, do you have enough butler stories for a butler stories thread? Because I would open that so hard and read the shit out of it!

Also, the toe thing is very interesting, and I will be testing on my loved ones first chance I get.

[dgaddis]

Wiggle the big toe. You heard me. Do it. ....

They will wake up. They will have no idea what has just occurred.

Oooooohhhhh that's funny LOL. Trying it this weekend on my wife. Will report back.

[AngryScientist]

Bump.

For some reason when I entered the "Art of the Wardrobe" thread I was reminded of this gem from it's infancy years :)

[72gmc]

I miss Archibald.

Thanks for bumping this. Great thread. Who gets to sleep until 8am?

[jmgorman]

We never learned the nifty trick to get socks on faster. That's what I'm here for.

[Mabouya]

[NCC1701]

I'd just store up a mad fart -

Apologies in advance if some find it offensive