NFS Chainlube & Race Grease: The wait is over

[Too Tall]

Toots,

Sorry, but - with peace and love - I have to lodge a formal complaint against Nixfrixshun (NFS)...

In early April 2022, I noticed my bottle of NFS (appearing to) approach empty. I proceeded to order a replacement bottle, said order having been promptly fulfilled. Upon receipt of the new bottle, I placed it behind the old bottle, expecting to swap them out soon. Seeing as I believe in keeping my junk clean and well lubricated at all times, I figured it wouldn't be long before the swap.

Fast forward to today, and I still have not placed the new bottle into service. I feel sucker punched. It's almost as if NFS is too good. Almost.

Chapeau!

Yer killin' me!!! At trade shows it is common for current customers to catch my eye and gesture with their fingers a visual of how much NFS is left in their bottles they bought from past trade shows. That gives me a grin too.

[Chik]

When I finished my first bottle, it felt like a massive accomplishment. Weird, huh?

[Too Tall]

When I finished my first bottle, it felt like a massive accomplishment. Weird, huh?

Move your tassel to the other side of your graduation cap, shake my hand and go for a particularly satisfying ride. xxoo

[buffet]

TooT, for offroad touring/bikepacking would you recommend the GG or BD? I try to keep my paved sections as short as possible, so it's ~80% forest roads/gravel/sand/dirt roads.

[Too Tall]

TooT, for offroad touring/bikepacking would you recommend the GG or BD? I try to keep my paved sections as short as possible, so it's ~80% forest roads/gravel/sand/dirt roads.

Blue Devil would be my first choice for dusty/gravel.

Have fun :)