Re: Frame Pumps: The Greatest Ever Made
A Silca Impero Ultimate nightstick. Okay, it is a pump.
It works. The synthetic chuck gasket is great. It has a check valve, which makes it practicable to loan to those younger than I am (or, really, anybody uninitiated into the joys and cares of Impero ownership). It has the same high-volume high-effort action as an Impero, which is a big win. It fits a frame securely, and doesn't rattle in initial testing. It doesn't have any weird lockouts to gum up with grit like the Master Blaster or the HPx, nor does it attempt to work with Schraeder valves, so no thumb lock.
So basically, it is an Impero that isn't thirty-five year-old plastic, won't explode if misused, and won't punch the clueless in the gut. Super. In fact, the pump works really, really well--better than their floor pump with the standard chuck, actually.
Now, the other side.
It is heavy. My Ultimate weighs 312 grams. A plastic Silca of the same (XL) size with a chrome-steel campy pump head weighs 155g. An HPx comes in at 248g, the original overdesigned frame pump. The Topeak Master Blaster weighs 260-265g in the same size.
The main barrel of the Ultimate is over twice the gauge (thickness) of an HPx at 1.7mm--why? I've dented one HP/HPx in thirty years, and it got run over.
I understand that the ends of the barrel need to be built up to handle the threading at the head and the retention circlip at the top, and the bore diameter and all the guts are great, but the body could be externally butted. It is already turned on a lathe, right? There is no reason the handle needs to be as stout as it is, either. It serves no functional purpose to have that piece be heavier-duty than an Alan top tube. Onward.
It is matte black with red ano. I don't really have a yen for a murdered-out Honda Civics and ground effects lighting, and the purple ano craze of the early 1990's missed me entirely. This thing would look great in brushed or polished silver, clear ano, and black ano accents; however, the current scheme is and probably is kinda inobtrusive on a CAAD10, or a Cervelo. A choice that looked good with brushed Ti or painted steel would be nice.
It has the color palate and basic agricultural aesthetic of an HPx (though it does have cleaner lines), the heft of a night stick, and, should it come out to play this year on tour, a date with easy-off to take all the red ano off of it. It works. It really works well, it doesn't rattle, and it is currently just as rebuildable as an HPx or an old Silca.
Given its design, heft, and aesthetic, its ideal function seems to be as the the communal pump for a group of self-contained trekking cyclists, or for the rider who really misses his old custom pool cue when dealing with angry strangers on the road.
Cheers,
Will
William M. deRosset
Fort Collins, CO
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