I get it, they wanna make sure that the dog goes to a good home but . . . . SHEEEESH!
1. 3-4 page application w/references.
2. Called and spoke to all of my references for 15-20 minutes each.
3. 90 minute phone interview. Seriously asked what we plan on feeding the dog. "Well, we feed our other dog dog-food."
4. House visit. Except the lady doesn't respond to emails in a timely fashion (4 day delay, 1.5 sentence response) and has consistently ignored any email that comes from my GF regarding times we're available.
All this has taken 2.5 months and we're still trying to get that house visit taken care of.
In the meantime:
I could've rescued a bazillion dogs from shelters just by showing up and dropping $200-$400.
In California I could've bought 6 guns by now.
Fuck it, I could've started driving for Uber and saved up $3000 to buy one from a breeder.
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