Embarassing Wardrobe moments..........

[chchbiker]

Here's a thread for you people to share you embarrassing moments...
so sit down and grab a long black and laugh....

Ill kick off with my one...
Wet road... SLick Tyres and also going commando...
I came around a tightish corner and completely wiped out!!!
my brand-new giordana silverlines had torn from waist to mid thigh...
exposing my privates!!!!!
I feel sorry for the cars of people that then went by....

[mjbabcock]

Hey there, glad you found us and are interested in hanging out and contributing. I've got assisted in Christchurch and sounds like a hell of a place. I'm gonna be a tad blunt here and suggest you hang out and read/follow threads for a week or two before posting up a bunch of novel talking points. This forum is truly different in the nature only discourse and it will become apparent really quick. Not much "hot chicks" or "penis hanging out" chatter by lots of interesting talk nonetheless.

Again, just a suggestion and welcome. Careful of all those earthquakes...ever been riding during a bigger one? What happens on a bike?

[sonny]

[chasea]

My brother's upcoming wedding. I can't find a single thing to complain about re: his lovely bride except that she saw his choice of tuxedo and signed off on it.

I could only look worse if I rip the thing and my penis hangs out. Knock on wood.

[boxerboxer]

My brother's upcoming wedding. I can't find a single thing to complain about re: his lovely bride except that she saw his choice of tuxedo and signed off on it.

I could only look worse if I rip the thing and my penis hangs out. Knock on wood.

Don't say "knock on wood" with your dick out. Shit's confusing.

[nahtnoj]

Another piece of advice: other forums may use emoticons. We tend not to. Because we are men. And men just know what other men mean. Without any fucking dancing bananas (not a penis joke). Capiche?

[steve garro]

I was so poor in ChCh I had to was dishes for the Krshnas.......
- Garro.

[chasea]

Another piece of advice: other forums may use emoticons. We tend not to. Because we are men. And men just know what other men mean. Without any fucking dancing bananas (not a penis joke). Capiche?

Fuck yeah \m/

[boxerboxer]

Another piece of advice: other forums may use emoticons. We tend not to. Because we are men. And men just know what other men mean. Without any fucking dancing bananas (not a penis joke). Capiche?

Well, and some of us are ladies. Without any fucking dancing fruits that make you think of vaginas (not a vagina joke).

[nahtnoj]

Don't say "knock on wood" with your dick out. Shit's confusing.

Based on this...

Well, and some of us are ladies. Without any fucking dancing fruits that make you think of vaginas (not a vagina joke).

...I would not have guessed this.

[Jake Rosenfeld]

Well, and some of us are ladies. Without any fucking dancing fruits that make you think of vaginas (not a vagina joke).

you're killing me, is there a fruit like that?

[C.Dyer]

Another piece of advice: other forums may use emoticons. We tend not to. Because we are men. And men just know what other men mean. Without any fucking dancing bananas (not a penis joke). Capiche?

Best thing ever written. Thank you.

[RickM]

Another piece of advice: other forums may use emoticons. We tend not to. Because we are men. And men just know what other men mean. Without any fucking dancing bananas (not a penis joke). Capiche?

We're not completely, wholly Men here. Not really.

[Jacques]

Q: Are We Not Men?

[nahtnoj]

We're not completely, wholly Men here. Not really.

Adults. Like-minded. Reasonably thick-skinned. Have a sense of humor. Not easily butt-hurt.

[boxerboxer]

Based on this...

...I would not have guessed this.

I never said I was a lady, just that not all of us here are ladies :)

[chasea]

This thread is going places.